Once Bitten Bar Soap

cherry soda. black vanilla. effervescent clove.

edward, schmedward... this one’s for the real OG vampires. we’re talking vlad the impaler, nosferatu, bela lugosi. sparkly vampires need not apply. it’s a hard night’s work fighting off van helsing, so when you’re done you’re gonna need to wash up before you hop back in that coffin. because buddy, i gotta tell you, you’re not gonna get many victims... er, i mean ladies, to come near you if you show up reeking of literal blood, sweat, and musty day old cape.